Connie and Zack: the conspiracy of two

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

My Top 5 Movies

I have something cheesy to confess. With the year coming to an end (thank god!), there are all sorts of "Best of" lists in the news and in the magazines and I kinda love them. I devour them like Homer scarfs down donuts. So, without further adieu, here's my "Top 5" list for movies of the year:

Honorable Mention - Garden State

When I hear that an actor decides to write, direct and star in his own film, I usually groan. (Kevin Costner anyone?) But I like Zach Braff well enough on Scrubs, plus he seemed fairly self-deprecating. The trailers were intriguing, so I decided to give him a chance. I was pleasantly surprised to discover a warm, honest look at the sort of anhedonia and aimlessness that many twentysomethings reach at a certain point in their lives. Braff gets an extra thumbs up for the stellar soundtrack, which seems to have been cribbed from one of my iPod playlists. Now, this movie would have made my top 5 list, except for the cheesy ending. But I foresee Braff as a formidable talent in the future. Perhaps his next effort will make in into my top 5 whenever it comes out.

5. I Heart Huckabees

I know Zack hated this movie. I know it can be super pretentious and annoying. But the movie digs into the liberal malaise with a wicked sense of humor, and doesn't pretend to offer any solutions. (Existential detectives? Come on.) Mark Wahlberg is hilarious as a disillusioned post 9/11 fireman, whose big beef with petroleum has left him bicycling to his rescue sites. And of course, Jude Law looks pretty (and vomits on himself). Yet for all of its confusion and convolutedness, the movie ends on a surprisingly optimistic note. The only answer is to keep trying, even though it may be hopeless.

3-4. (tie) Spiderman 2 and the Incredibles

Yes, I know they're both superhero popcorn movies. And yes, I know Spiderman 2 is supposed to be a summer popcorn movie. But what makes Spidey any less valid than the Incredibles? Pixar? Product placement? Okay, the science is really, really, bad. But it's my list dammit, and I'll put whatever the hell I want down.

Both movies try to address the day to day realities a superhero might have to endure - a bureaucratic job, making rent, public backlash, the inevitability of failed romance and the question of whether or not their superpowers make them any more exceptional than an average individual. There's a darker edge in both of these movies too. The Incredibles has echoes of Watchmen, with the superpowered Parr family trying to blend in as "normal", while Peter Parker struggles to overcome his depression that stems from the consequences of just simply being Spiderman. Throughout both movies, a sort of gleeful subersive humor pervades - from a rather obvious possible wardrobe malfunction that many superhero costume stereotypes fail to recognize, to Sam Raimi poking fun at his star's much ballyhooed back problems. But perhaps most importantly, both movies have a compelling story told with certain gee-whiz artistry, eyepopping stunts and a pop art color palette. Which is all you can really ask for from a superhero popcorn movie.

2. Before Sunset

I don't really go for "romantic comedies" (Out of boredom, I recently watched "Love Actually" on cable - "Love Only in the Movies" or "Love Doubtfully" is more like it. Ugh. But that belongs in a different post). Now, I loved "Before Sunrise", and didn't really think that it needed a sequel. But I did want to know what happened to Jesse and Celine, and I'd heard good things about it. Turns out their one night in Vienna nine years ago (chronicled in "Before Sunrise") have shaped Jesse and Celine far more deeply than either would like to admit. Although nothing truly bad has happened to either of them, it's rather tragic to see what they've become. The movie is filmed in real time - Jesse has less than two hours before he catches a plane back to the States - which makes their time together in Paris (beautifully shot, I might add) all the more fleeting and desperate.

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I keep telling everyone I know... go see this, even if you can't stand Jim Carrey, and think that he's a rubber faced screechy caricature of himself. Instead, he buries himself so deeply inside the character of Joel, the withdrawn passive aggressive that you forget it's him, while Kate Winslet shines as Clementine, the hyperkinetic live wire whose moods are as capricious as her hair color in a tale that retraces (backwards) love gone wrong. While the premise is gimmicky ("erasing" one's ex from your mind), once you decide to just go with the flow, it grabs you and becomes surprisingly affecting. It's a movie that brings up some pretty deep themes - are certain relationships fated to end? Are we doomed to make the same mistakes again? If someone hurts you deeply, would you want to forget him or her completely, no matter how much he or she meant to you? It stands up to repeat viewings, and contains lots of little details than one might miss the first few times - book spines, a store sign, an envelope - that contribute to making the improbable premise more believable.

My Top Five Movies of 2004

Connie and I have discussed making a list each and comparing. In my mid-morning stupor, I have decided to go first.

These are in reverse order (5 first, you get it right?).

5. The Motorcycle Diaries

This is a film in which we see illustrated the subjectivity of experience. Two characters have this long jorney, and at the end one seems changed, the other perhaps not (or not to the same degree). It is also a road movie.

Judging from my wife and other womens' reactions, it is the film in which I learned that
Gael GarcĂ­a Bernal is hotter than Diego Luna.

4.
Collateral

Picture Tom Cruise as an oldish cold-blooded killer. Really. He doesn't save the day, he isn't charming. I loved the interaction between his Vincent and
Jamie Foxx's character Max, an unwilling accomplice to a string of murders. Michael Mann 's direction style, complete with its vivid view of Los Angeles under-life and realistic gun violence, makes this piece the best movie I've seen in a while.

3.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

This is NOT a romantic comedy. And this isn't a traditional
Jim Carrey vehicle either. The film is a strangee study of memory and how people deal with relationship problems. The bulk of this film is the externalization of internal states (memory and loss of memory), something I am a huge fan of. Be prepared to be touched.

2.
Before Sunset

Man, it was hard to decide if this should be one or two. I highly recommend seeing
Before Sunrise before you go to this film, because this is a sequel. Basically, it is a short, real-time study of faded love and a missed opportunity. Julie Delpy is once again amazing as Celine, and Ethan Hawke continues to impress me as Jesse, the American who is in Paris to promote his book about the one night love affair these two characters had eight years prior.

I don't generally like "romantic" movies, and it's not that I'm a total macho-dude. I think most of them get real human feeling totally wrong. This movie does not. What you see is a lot of awkward talk, wasted time, etc. when both of the characters know that this may very well be their final meeting. It is painful and beautiful to view the scene unfold, and the impressive camera view of Paris creates the perfect backdrop for all the drama.

1.
Garden State

I've written about this movie before, so I won't go into too much here. Just know that I love this film, with the only flaw being the cheesy ending.


Well, We'll just see what my wife's list looks like. Happy New Year everyone!

Saturday, December 11, 2004

John Mayer has a TV Show

Speaking of hi-larious TV shows, we just caught this one. Never thought you'd hear "John Mayer" and "hi-larious TV show" together, now did you? I had heard it was funny, and Zack, understandably, had severe doubts. I don't hate John Mayer or anything - I get him confused with Jack Johnson for some reason - I just find him bland, inoffensive and ubiquitous (sp?). As a matter fact, I silently refer to some of his songs as "pussy rock"... that is, music geared towards getting some well, you know...

Anyways, the show consists of Mayer pulling stunts like wearing a bear suit before his shows and harassing his tailgating fans. "Keep drinking! It's the only way you'll get through the show," or "John Meyers [sic] lip syncs and pees sitting down!" He also tells female "fan focus group" that Richard Marx writes all of his songs, and proposes that he license some of them for commercial use "I wanna run through the Halls of medicine, 'cause my throat is so scratch and sore... there's 2.5 million in it for me!"

Hey! People! Friends of mine!

Apparently, there's a chance that the most hi-larious show on television, Arrested Development, might just get canned because of low ratings, Emmys and all. So please, if you've every meant to check it out, please do. You'll see that it's worth it, even though it's on Fox. Otherwise, we'll be stuck with more reality TV and (Not) Everybody Loves Raymond. Sunday nights at 8:30, 'kay?

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Rose bowl, baby. 'Nuff said.